DPS Introduces the Most Progressive Ski to Date–Think Surfboard
Those old rocker boards you’re on make you look the total Gape.
Yeah, you heard me. Don’t get your onsie in a bunch. Careful. That Ski Tote almost hit me. Those can really hurt.
What’s that? Your K2 Pontoons work just fine? Kids need to learn how to ride pow the right way, on a proper rocker and a skinny 130 mm in the waist?
Can they make turns in an icy entrance? Yeah, with the Cleat Technology, they can totally handle the gnar entrance and exits of the chutes. You want a pow ski or what?
No. You don’t need five feet of pow to ride em. There will probably be a park model someday, but the way you are squawking, you probably won’t need that.
Yup. 150 mm in the waist.
Oh hell no. I shouldn’t just start snowboarding. I mean, I do board every now an again but… Boarders are going to do the convex thing too…just like they followed with rocker.
What? No. No. No, this isn’t cheating. See? That’s why you are… officially now… a KOOK. Progression does that to you.
Just try it once. Here. Try mine.